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Saturday, March 9, 2013

BELFAST FLEG TAKE DOWN GIVES QUEEN THE RUNS






PSNI officers injured in Belfast Riot Again


The cost of policing the continuing union flag protests has soared to over #15 million (?17.5 million
Crowd of 100 loyalists in Newtonabbey last night.
The trouble broke out just after 8.30pm, according to a police spokesman. A building containing the constituency office of Justice Minister David Forde was targeted  by the rioters and a number of windows were smashed. A car was also set alight in the violence.
An office belonging to another Alliance Party politician, Stewart Dickson in Carrickfergus, was destroyed by arsonists in December. The party’s only MP, Naomi Long, and a number of local councillors have also received death threats.
Last week, Mr Ford said unionist parties 'drove' the flag protests. Mr Ford the Alliance party's annual conference that the DUP and the Ulster Unionist Party had cynically targeted his party and in particular the Alliance MP for East Belfast Naomi Long for crude electoral purposes.
“It seems to suit unionism better to have people worried about flags and identity, protesting at the City Hall, than have them focus on the fact that their children are leaving school without the essential skills they need to make it in today’s world, and lobbying about that at Stormont,” he added.
It emerged last month that the cost of policing the continuing union flag protests has cost more than £15 million (€17.5 million). PSNI chief constable Matt Baggott outlined the financial implications of the disturbances during a briefing to members of his oversight body, the Policing Board.
Comments (2)

Lot

a)This thuggery occurs not just in the context of the initial opportunism of the DUP but is further componded by the more recent disgraceful and irresponsible commments by Peter Robinson in relation to the PSNI and Sammy Wilson in respect of the judiciary. The First Minister and his cohorts clearly still have a long way to go when it comes to respect for democracy. 
The silence from the political and media establishment in the 26 counties is deafening. We were first treated to the initial symapathetic noises from the usual quarters towards the flag protests but since the "protestors" haveshown their true colours these commentators have gone silent. 
Unionists / unionism should be no more beyond criticism from southern quarters than republicans when it is justified. A more direct and honest approach over the years may have helped to avoid prolonging the conflict. 
The unionsit leadership has once again displayed their complete inability to self-analyse and develop. They still practise the philosophy to be "first to offend and first to take offence".

B)Time to remind loyalists who are the majority in Ireland and quieten down this howling dog.

Time to remind loyalists who are the majority in Ireland and quieten down this howling dog.


































3rd reporter. "Orange bastard kills family pet"


A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rangers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Rangers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Celtic fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Celtic fan?"
"Because my mum is a Celtic fan, and my dad is a Celtic fan, so I'm a Celtic fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Celtic fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Rangers fan."


A Celtic fan, Rangers fan and a Falkirk fan are lost in the woods together and spot a farm . The three of them approach the farm and knock on the door. A man answers.
"Do you have a room for the night? ", asks the Falkirk fan.
"Yes, I do but one of you will have to sleep with the pigs".
"Fine I will sleep with pigs", replies the Celtic fan. At 2:00 o'clock in the morning the Celtic fan appears at the door, "It is too smelly down there", says the Celtic fan.
"Fine then I will sleep with the pigs ", says the Falkirk fan. At 3:00 o'clock in the morning the Falkirk fan says " It's too smelly down there".
"Fine then I will go sleep with the pigs" says the Rangers fan . At 4:00 o'clock in the morning the pig appears at the door and says:
"It's too smelly down there!!"


A man goes to Glasgow airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge to wait for the call for his flight home. The place is a mess. All around him are overturned tables, smashed windows, upturned chairs, broken flight monitors and crowd control barriers littering the floor. "Christ, what happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh," he replies. "Bloody hopeless it was, we had the Rangers squad in here this morning filming the new Nike ad!"


A Tim, an hun, a hot blonde and a fat woman get on the tube. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Hun has a big red handprint on his face.
The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Hun must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him."
The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Hun tried to put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
The Hun thinks: "Hey, that Tim must have gone for the blonde and she slapped me by mistake!"
The Tim thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can smack that Hun fucker again".


Alex McLeish and Michael Mols in the pub and there is a cat sitting on the table. One man comes in, picks the cat up and looks under it.. Another man comes in and does the same. McLeish annoyed says the next man to do that I'm going to ask them why. So the next man comes in picks the cat up and looks under it. McLiesh says "Why did you just do that?". The man replies "A man outside told me that there's a cat in here with two arseholes!"

Alex McLeish died and went to heaven. God showed him to his new dwelling and it was a rundown shack with with an old tattered Union Jack hanging over the front door. McLeish wasn't too happy with this at all. He looked off into the distance and saw a beautiful mansion with a massive Celtic Flag hanging over the doorway. McLeish thinks to himself, "Martin O'Neill must have died too" and so he says to God, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but how come Martin gets that gorgeous mansion for a home and all I get is this rundown shack?" God replied, "That's not Martins home, that's mine!."

Mols: Hey boss! do you remember that jigsaw puzzle I was doing? Well I've finished it and it only took 6 months!
Alex McLeish: 6 months??? What's so good about that?
Mols: Well, it says on the box "3 to 6 years"


A Celtic fan enters a pub, after a few drinks he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Do you want to hear a Rangers joke?"
The guy turns to him and says "Listen mate before you tell the joke I should warn you, I’m 6ft 10 and a Rangers fan, that guy to your left is 6ft and a member of a flute band, and the guy there is 6ft 5 and a member of the orange order, Now do you still want to tell your joke?"
The Celtic fan replies, "No, not if I have to tell it 3 times."


Following Rangers success in Scotland this season, they have decided to release videos, keyrings, replica shirts and even a new OXO-Cube as the attempt Europe. They have called this a "Laughing Stock".

Barry Ferguson is in a restaurant with Greame Souness. The meal was going great, they were all drinking an laughing then the starters arrived.
"Excuse me," said the waiter to Ferguson, "would you like some ginger with your melon?"
"Naw," replied Barry, "the gaffer got me some wine."


Alex Mcleish takes the Rangers team out for dinner after another defea. The waiter comes up and asks him what he'd like.
McLeish: "I'll have the prawn cocktail to start, followed by the 16oz steak."
Waiter: "And the vegetables sir?"
Mcleish :" Oh! They'll have the same"


The Rangers board have decided to change sponsorship with Carling to Tampax with effect immediate. They considered it a good change since the club was going through a very bad period!

Whos the only women with two fannies... Mrs De Boer

What does a hun do after he's just watched rangers beat Barcelona?
Turns off the playstation.


After an Old Firm match Henrik Larsson and Fernando Ricksen go out for a drink. After their drinks they go looking for some nice woman for a laugh. They find a prostitute. Barry feruson asks how much is it for a wank. The prostitute replies £20. Larsson then asks how much is it for a superstar...

Today is Stefan Klos' 30th birthday and he will be having a meal with his team-mates tonight. However, they will have to eat with their hands as they have no silverware.

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rangers Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do Rangers Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do Rangers Fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in ten million of becoming a human being.
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter, they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket...
Q: What do you get when you cross a Hun with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Hun and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty pound note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
Q: What does Rangers and a three pin plug have in common?
A: They're both absolutely useless in Europe.
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What is the difference between a Rangers Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What do you call a Rangers fan who goes to University?
A: A janitor...
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q: What do you call a hun in Europe?
A: A tourist...
Q: What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a good looking Woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo!
Q: How can you tell E.T. is a hun?
A: Because he looks like one.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Rangers Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Hun Twice.
Q: How do you make Barry Fergusons eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.

Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.

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